A Muppet Family Christmas Quotes

A Muppet Family Christmas is a television show that debuted in 1987 on American Broadcasting Company. A Muppet Family Christmas ended in 1970.

It features Martin G. Baker, and Diana Birkenfield as producer, and Eric Robertson (composer) as composer. A Muppet Family Christmas is executive produced by Jim Henson.

A Muppet Family Christmas is recorded in English and originally aired in US and Canada. Each episode of A Muppet Family Christmas is 52 minutes long. A Muppet Family Christmas is produced by The Jim Henson Company and distributed by Disney-ABC Domestic Television.

The cast includes: Gerard Parkes as Doc, Jerry Nelson as Robin, Jim Henson as Kermit, Dave Goelz as Gonzo, and Frank Oz as Miss Piggy.

A Muppet Family Christmas Quotes

Dave Goelz as Gonzo

• (Unnamed) "I'm afraid we're running out of room. Two of you will have to sleep on hangers on a hook on the wall."
• (Dave Goelz) "What a fabulous idea."
• (Unnamed) "Love hanger. Love hanger."
• (Unnamed) "That's the only way Animal ever sleeps, ma'am."

• (Dave Goelz) "Camila's MY girlfriend."
• (Unnamed) "You're not even a bird."
• (Dave Goelz) "Well, nobody's perfect."

• (Unnamed) "Where's my room?"
• (Dave Goelz) "If you're not careful, it'll be in the oven. See you at dinner."

• (Dave Goelz) "C'mon, put up your wings, Turkey Toes."
• (Unnamed) "Why're you pulling my leg, Hose Nose?"

• (Dave Goelz) "This is not a good place for turkies."
• (Unnamed) "Not to worry. I'm a survivor."

Jim Henson as Kermit

• (Jim Henson) "Hark. What is this I hear?"
• (Dave Goelz) "You're about to hear me make some turkey hash."
• (Jim Henson) "No no listen, me thinks me hears carolers."

• (Unnamed) "Are you ready to listen to me?"
• (Jim Henson) "I'm all ears."
• (Unnamed) "What does he mean he's all ears? Frogs don't even have ears."

• (Jim Henson) "Don't you think we should've called your mother and let her know we were coming?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, how little you understand bears, Kermit. My mother loves surprises."
• (Dave Goelz) "Well, good, cuz she's in for a honey."

Gerard Parkes as Doc

• (Gerard Parkes) "You promised me a nice quiet Christmas."
• (Unnamed) "Peace on Earth. Give Me Presents."

• (Gerard Parkes) "Excuse me. You promised me a nice, quiet Christmas."
• (Unnamed) "You think you're disappointed? I just took three months of surfing lessons for zip."

• (Gerard Parkes) "Sprocket and I came here to spend Christmas alone, but this is better."

• (Gerard Parkes) "That's one worried frog."
• (Unnamed) "That's ONE. One worried frog."
• (Jerry Nelson) "Well, he's not the only one."
• (Unnamed) "That's TWO. Two worried frogs. Ha ha ha ha."

• (Unnamed) "Hi, there. We're Ernie and Bert."
• (Gerard Parkes) "Hi, there yourself, I'm Doc."
• (Unnamed) "Did you know that Doc starts with the letter "D"?"
• (Gerard Parkes) "Yes."
• (Unnamed) "Yes. Yes starts with the letter "Y""
• (Gerard Parkes) "True."
• (Unnamed) "And True starts with the letter "T""
• (Gerard Parkes) "Hey, what is this?"
• (Unnamed) "Where we come from this is small talk."
• (Gerard Parkes) "Well if you'll excuse me I've got to go build some bunk beds."
• (Unnamed) "Bunk beds."
• (Unnamed) "B word."

• (Gerard Parkes) "Even weirdoes are cute when they're babies."
• (Dave Goelz) "I knew you'd learn to love us."
• (Gerard Parkes) "I didn't say that."

Frank Oz as Miss Piggy

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