A Kind of a Stopwatch Quotes

A Kind of a Stopwatch is a television show that debuted in 1970 . A Kind of a Stopwatch completed its run in 1970.

It features Nathan Van Cleave in charge of musical score.

A Kind of a Stopwatch Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Mr. Cooper?"
• (Unnamed) "Excuse me."

• (Unnamed) "Joe, insult me."

• (Unnamed) "You're the one guy that makes me wish they never repealed prohibition."

• (Unnamed) "Submitted for your approval or at least your analysis: one Patrick Thomas McNulty, who, at age forty-one, is the biggest bore on Earth. He holds a ten-year record for the most meaningless words spewed out during a coffee break. And it's very likely that, as of this moment, he would have gone through life in precisely this manner, a dull, argumentative bigmouth who sets back the art of conversation a thousand years. I say very likely would have except for something that will soon happen to him, something that will considerably alter his existence; and ours. Now you think about that now, because this is the Twilight Zone."

• (Unnamed) "What's the suggestion this time, McNulty? If you haven't got one, I've got one for you. Why don't you, jump off, a bridge."

• (Unnamed) "Say, uh, you wouldn't be interested in having dinner, would ya?"
• (Unnamed) "If I were starving to death and you were the last man on Earth and it meant my survival, I might be. But I'm not, you're not, and it doesn't, so drift, McNulty."

• (Unnamed) "Wouldn't you think that after one year of putting ideas in that suggestion box, after one whole year, that I'd get noticed?"
• (Unnamed) "Let me tell you something, MacNulty. Getting noticed and getting liked are two different things."
• (Unnamed) "Dah, what do you know?"
• (Unnamed) "Nothing, McNulty. Not a thing."
• (Unnamed) "Good night, Joe."
• (Unnamed) "Daniel, wait --. All I know is that every night, of every week, of every month, except Election Day, you come in here and drive everybody out of their skulls walking on your lower lip. Now you think about that now, will ya? Would you do that? Will you think about that?"

• (Unnamed) "Mr. Patrick Thomas McNulty, who had a gift of time. He used it and he misused it, now he's just been handed the bill. Tonight's tale of motion and McNulty; in the Twilight Zone."

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