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A House in the Hills Quotes

A House in the Hills is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . A House in the Hills stopped airing in 1970.

A House in the Hills is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of A House in the Hills is 87 min. long. A House in the Hills is distributed by LIVE Entertainment.

The cast includes: James Laurenson as Ronald, Helen Slater as Alex Weaver, and Michael Madsen as Mickey.

A House in the Hills Quotes

Helen Slater as Alex Weaver

  • (Helen Slater) "Please, I need to go to the bathroom."
  • (Michael Madsen) "Gee, I dunno. What've you done for me lately?"
  • (Helen Slater) "Please I need to pee, what do you want, me to go on the floor?"
  • (Michael Madsen) "That ain't my carpet."
  • (Helen Slater) "I am an actress. I am a flat-chested, low-paid actress. I am a small-chested, well paid "working" actress. I am an actress. I am an actress. I am an actress. I am NOT a waitress. I am an actress."

James Laurenson as Ronald

  • (James Laurenson) "It is the flower that most resembles the open lips of the vagina. What do you think?"
  • (Helen Slater) "I don't know. You've probably seen more of them than I have."

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