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A Cock and Bull Story Quotes

A Cock and Bull Story is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . A Cock and Bull Story ended in 1970.

It features Andrew Eaton as producer, Michael Nyman in charge of musical score, and Marcel Zyskind as head of cinematography.

A Cock and Bull Story is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of A Cock and Bull Story is 94 minutes long. A Cock and Bull Story is distributed by Redbus Film Distribution.

The cast includes: Dylan Moran as Leo, Jeremy Northam as Mark, Naomie Harris as Jennie, Ian Hart as Joe, Steve Coogan as Tristram Shandy, Dylan Moran as Dr. Slop, and Shirley Henderson as Susannah.

A Cock and Bull Story Quotes

Dylan Moran as Dr. Slop

  • (Steve Coogan) "I've got to be able to kick and stretch. That's what foeti do."
  • (Dylan Moran) "Yeah, but not when they're full term."
  • (Steve Coogan) "He wants realism. Yeah. I'm a grown man, talking to the camera, in a womb."
  • (Dylan Moran) "I can extrude the baby's head before the mother has a chance to mash its head to dough. Captain Shandy, make a baby's head of your hands. You're to imagine these sleeves are Mrs. Shandy's -- funnel."
  • (Rob Brydon) "Funnel?"
  • (Shirley Henderson) "Meat curtains."
  • (Rob Brydon) "Meat curtains? Brother?"
  • (Steve Coogan) "My brother knows nothing of women."
  • (Steve Coogan) "How about filming the other way around, the right way up, and then just flip the image?"
  • (Dylan Moran) "Well, maybe, but I'd have to have a word with Mark about that. I mean, I think he wanted the realism."
  • (Steve Coogan) "He wants realism?"
  • (Dylan Moran) "Yeah."
  • (Steve Coogan) "Yeah, I'm a grown man, talking to the camera, in a fucking womb."
  • (Dylan Moran) "Yowling won't help."

Naomie Harris as Jennie

Steve Coogan as Tristram Shandy

  • (Steve Coogan) "That is a child actor, pretending to be me. I'll be able to play myself later. I think I could probably get away with being eighteen, nineteen. Until then, I'll be played by a series of child actors. This was the best of a bad bunch."

Jeremy Northam as Mark

  • (Jeremy Northam) "It would make it a real movie if it had a real star."
  • (Jeremy Northam) "Two stars."

Ian Hart as Joe

  • (Steve Coogan) "Given that the story's about Walter's love for his son, I really think that Walter should be there at the birth."
  • (Ian Hart) "It's the 18th Century. Men just didn't do that. You're a 21st Century man, but Walter can't be."
  • (Steve Coogan) "He talks to the fucking camera. He can be emotional. If you saw Walter for an instant holding the baby in his arms, then you would forgive him all his flaws."
  • (Ian Hart) "Yeah, but it would look terrible. It'd be like the scene in Robin Hood where Kevin Costner delivers a baby."
  • (Steve Coogan) "Because he's got a stupid mullet haircut."

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