30 Minutes or Less Quotes

30 Minutes or Less is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . 30 Minutes or Less ended its run in 1970.

It features Stuart Cornfeld as producer, Ludwig Göransson in charge of musical score, and Jess Hall as head of cinematography.

30 Minutes or Less is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of 30 Minutes or Less is 83 minutes long. 30 Minutes or Less is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Danny McBride as Dwayne, Jesse Eisenberg as Nick, and Aziz Ansari as Chet.

30 Minutes or Less Quotes

Aziz Ansari as Chet

• (Aziz Ansari) "You wanna f*** my sister?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I said your sister was sexually attractive."
• (Aziz Ansari) "Uh, my twin sister? Which is basically like f***ing me?"

• (Aziz Ansari) "Painting our guns, painting our guns for the bank robbery, 'cause if we go in with our plastic guns then the cops will shoot us in our face --"

• (Aziz Ansari) "Is that thing real?"
• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Chet, if I don't get to the money in time. This thing gonna blow"
• (Aziz Ansari) "and your first though was to come to a school, filled with young children"

• (Aziz Ansari) "Quit lookin' at me, moustache."

Jesse Eisenberg as Nick

• (Jesse Eisenberg) "Guess what? You just brought a gun to a bombfight, officer."

• (Jesse Eisenberg) "I taught myself how to do this s***. Went online, looked all this up."
• (Danny McBride) "Oh I hear ya. I taught myself how to eat p***** and cut my own hair."

Danny McBride as Dwayne

• (Danny McBride) "Sometimes fate pulls out its big ol' cock and slaps you right in face."

• (Danny McBride) "f***ing victory tacos."

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