2 Days in Paris Quotes

2 Days in Paris is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . 2 Days in Paris ended in 1970.

It features Christophe Mazodier as producer, Julie Delpy in charge of musical score, and Lubomir Bakchev as head of cinematography.

2 Days in Paris is recorded in English and originally aired in France. Each episode of 2 Days in Paris is 101 minutes long. 2 Days in Paris is distributed by Rézo Film (France).

The cast includes: Adam Goldberg as Jack, and Julie Delpy as Marion.

2 Days in Paris Quotes

Julie Delpy as Marion

• (Julie Delpy) "Ugghhh"
• (Julie Delpy) "I can't see you. I could be having sex with Gregory Peck or something."
• (Adam Goldberg) "Well, good for you."

• (Julie Delpy) "It always fascinated me how people go from loving you madly to nothing at all, nothing. It hurts so much. When I feel someone is going to leave me, I have a tendency to break up first before I get to hear the whole thing. Here it is. One more, one less. Another wasted love story. I really love this one. When I think that its over, that I'll never see him again like this -- well yes, I'll bump into him, we'll meet our new boyfriend and girlfriend, act as if we had never been together, then we'll slowly think of each other less and less until we forget each other completely. Almost. Always the same for me. Break up, break down. Drunk up, fool around. Meet one guy, then another, f*** around. Forget the one and only. Then after a few months of total emptiness start again to look for true love, desperately look everywhere and after two years of loneliness meet a new love and swear it is the one, until that one is gone as well. There's a moment in life where you can't recover any more from another break-up. And even if this person bugs you sixty percent of the time, well you still can't live without him. And even if he wakes you up every day by sneezing right in your face, well you love his sneezes more than anyone else's kisses."

• (Julie Delpy) "It's not your dick that's too big for French condoms. It's your ego that's too big for French condoms. And -- and Italian, too."

Adam Goldberg as Jack

• (Adam Goldberg) "I'm a huge Val Kilmer fan."

• (Adam Goldberg) "Um, so what's the deal, man?"
• (Julie Delpy) "What?"
• (Adam Goldberg) "That guy was looking at you like you were a big leg of lamb. It's like he had the fork and the knife and the bib."
• (Julie Delpy) "I am a big leg of lamb."
• (Adam Goldberg) "I know, but you're my leg of lamb. How do you know him?"
• (Julie Delpy) "Well, we met many years ago, and we had a little thing. I think I gave -- I gave him a blowjob. No big deal."
• (Adam Goldberg) "Really? A blowjob's no big deal?"
• (Julie Delpy) "Oh, I'm sorry."
• (Adam Goldberg) "I'm all right."
• (Julie Delpy) "No I mean, it's no big deal in comparison to what's going on in the world. You know, there's George Bush, the war in Iraq, there's Avian flu and then there's a blowjob. You know what I mean?"
• (Adam Goldberg) "Right, right."
• (Julie Delpy) "In consideration, it's --"
• (Adam Goldberg) "Nice transition."
• (Julie Delpy) "It's a pretty minor event. Don't you think?"
• (Adam Goldberg) "I would actually say it's not a minor event -- if you wanna start talking in the grander political scheme of things. If you think about it,it was a blowjob after all, that brought down America's last chance at a healthy democracy."

• (American tourist) "I think the French are so rude."
• (Adam Goldberg) "I know. It's a cliché but it's true."

• (Adam Goldberg) "Can I use this thermometer?"
• (Julie Delpy) "I usually don't use this one in the mouth. I mean --"
• (Adam Goldberg) "Oh, come on. What is wrong with you?"
• (Julie Delpy) "What? It's a french thermometer."
• (Adam Goldberg) "Are you 5? You still use the thermometer up your ass?"

• (Adam Goldberg) "My first religion is private property. Don't trespass. Don't touch my s***."

• (Adam Goldberg) "Great, we get to eat the little bunny's food too."

• (Adam Goldberg) "This isn't Paris. This is hell."

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