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Funny Quotes From Step Brothers

Step Brothers is definitely one of the funniest films within the past ten years. The slapstick comedy is freaking hilarious and Will Ferrell does an excellent job as usual. Even though much of the film is typle Ferrell and Reilly humor, they bring it a little bit extra flavor. That and being beaten up by little kids is hilarious. Especially when Reilly admits to being forced to eat poop.

These are funny quotes from the movie Step Brothers starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. If you are looking for quotes about actual step-brothers, you might find these two pages useful: brother quotes - sister quotes

Dale: [whispers] Hey, are you awake?
Brennan: [whispers] Yeah.
Dale: [whispers] I hate your guts.
Brennan: [whispers] As soon as your eyes shut I oughta punch you square in the face.

Step Brothers

Robert: Alright everybody. Sleeping arrangement--Brennan, you're going to be sharing a room with Dale. Just until the two of you get job and you move out.
Dale: This is the one rule of the house. Don't EVER touch my drumset. DON'T TOUCH IT!
Brennan: Alright!
[from trailer]
[Brennan plays on drumset]
Dale: Did you touch my drumset?
Brennan: Nope.
Dale: Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan: I was watching cops.
Nancy: I think they are starting to like each other.
[Brennan hits Dale on the head, he falls back into a hole. Brennan shovels dirt ontop of him.]
Dale: What are you doing?!?
Brennan: I'm burying you.
Dale: [crying] I'm alive Brennan, I'm alive.
Brennan: You're waking the neighbors! Shut up!
Dale: OK, name your favorite dinosaur?
Brennan and Dale: Philosoraptor.
Brennan: Alright. If you were a chick, whose the one guy you would sleep with? Brennan and Dale: John Stamos.
Dale: WHAT?!?
Brennan: Did we just become best friends?
Dale: YEP!
Robert: You have one month to find jobs, you're on your asses.
Brennan and Dale: WHAT?
Robert: I'll arrange interviews and you will go!
Interviewer: Whose this gentleman sitting behind you?
Dale: [peeks from behind Brennan] Hello Miss Lady!
Interviewer: You can't...
Brennan: Shu... shut your mouth.
Interviewer: You shouldn't tell the person who is interviewing you to shut their mouth.
Brennan: You're sounding stupid now.
Interviewer: I'm sorry, what did you just say?
Brennan: You're just coming off stupid.
Interviewer: Please leave this office.
Brennan: Do we get any sort of souvenir?
Interviewer: GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!
Dale: [to parents] Can we turn our beds into bunkbeds?
Brennan: [pleading] It'll give us so much extra space in our room to do activities.
Robert: You're adults, you can do what you want.
Dale: This is the funnest night ever!
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