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Funny Quotes From Step Brothers - Page 4

Brennan Huff: Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that mother$!*!
Brennan Huff: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!
Dale Doback: You and your mom are hilbillies. This is a house of learned doctors.
Brennan Huff: [in his therapist's fantasy] I've traveled five hundred miles to give my seed.
Brennan Huff: I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna to do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they... *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss.
Alice: I wanna roll you up into a little ball and shove you up my vagina.
Brennan Huff: I remember my first beer.
Dale Doback: Chewbacca masks!
Brennan Huff: I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home.
Brennan Huff: This wedding is horse $!*!
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