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Funny Quotes From Step Brothers - Page 3

Dale Doback: Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta $!* one, marry one, kill one, go!
Brennan Huff: I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the $!* out of you!
Brennan Huff: I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this $!* on me?
Brennan Huff: Shut your mouth. Sh-sh-shut your mouth.
Brennan Huff: I tea-bagged your drum set!
Derek: Brennan has a man-gina!
Brennan Huff: Holy Santa Claus $!*!
Derek: You can have some dope parties on this lawn.
Dale Doback: The only reason you're living here is because me and my dad decided that your mom was really hot, and maybe we should just both bang her, and we'll put up with the retard in the meantime.
Brennan Huff: We put liquid paper on a bee, and it died.
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