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Funny Quotes From Step Brothers - Page 2

Brennan Huff: [in his therapist's fantasy] I've traveled five hundred miles to give my seed.
Derek: Brennan has a man-gina!
Dale Doback: I manage a baseball team.
Nancy Huff: Oh, little league?
Dale Doback: Fantasy league.
Brennan Huff: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!
Dale Doback: [after hearing Brennan sing] You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
Dr. Robert Doback: [about his dream to be a dinosaur] So I thought, I'll be a doctor for a little while... and then go back to that.
Brennan Huff: How is that even a skill?
Dale Doback: Why are you so sweaty?
Brennan Huff: I was watching Cops.
Dale Doback: [both waking up from dreams on top of each other] Oh no, I'm late for school.
Brennan Huff: I'll kiss you on the mouth, Kenny Rogers.
Brennan Huff: I tea-bagged your drum set!
Alice: Stay golden, Ponyboy.
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