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Funny Quotes From Shrek 3 (2007)

This is the third film of the Shrek series, as you might have guessed. This film was almost just as popular as the others, although it was definitely not my favorite. To me, the characters became bland and didn't offer much in this film. Perhaps I'm wrong since it did so well. Below are a few of the great funny quotes from Shrek 3.

Aahh! You know, you really need to get yourself a pair of jammies!
Donkey, to Shrek after seeing him naked
Good Morning, good morning... To you, and you and youuuuu.
Donkey, to Shrek and Fiona
Help! I'm being kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!

What? You didn't think you inherited your fighting skills from your father?
Queen Lillian, after smashing her head through the wall
You know the baby's gonna love it, because I do!
Gingerbread Man
Cheerleader: Ahem. This is like totally embarrassing, but my friend Tiffany thinkest thou affects her so soothly and she thought perchance thou would want to ask her to the homecoming dance or something.
Shrek: Excuse me?
Cheerleader: It's like whatever. She's just totally into college guys and mythical creatures and stuff.
How can you be a reciever of the wedgies, when you are clearly not a wearer of the underpants?
Puss in Boots, to Donkey
Prince Charming: You! You can't lie! Where is Shrek?
Pinocchio: Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.
Prince Charming: You don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: On the contrary,
Prince Charming: So you do know where he is!
Pinocchio: I'm possibly more or less not definitely rejecting the idea that I undeniably
Prince Charming: Stop it!
Pinocchio: Do or do not know where he shouldn't probably be. If that indeed wasn't where he isn't!
Snow White: Right! Ladies, assume the position! [Sleeping Beauty falls asleep, Rapunzel sits on a high stool with her braid trailing, Snow White lies down in her coffin pose, and Cinderella seats herself on the floor gazing dreamily into space] Princess Fiona: What are you doing? Snow White: [exasperated] Waiting to be rescued!
Donkey: [Reading Sign] Wer-sestor-shiray? Sounds fancy!
Shrek: No, it's Worcestershire.
Donkey: Like the Sauce? Spicy!
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