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Funny Quotes From School of Rock - Page 2

Dewey Finn: I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.
Theo: You're out. This is Spider; he's replacing you.
Spider: What's up, dog.
Frankie: Miss Mullins, you're the man.
Miss Mullins: Thank you, Frankie.
Dewey Finn: OK, Ms DumBum ain't your teacher today, I am, and I have a headache and the runs. So I say, time for recess!
Rosalie Mullins: I've just been informed that all your children are missing.
Dewey Finn: Does anyone play drums?
Freddy: I play percussion.
Frankie: Yea, that's cause he couldn't play anything else!
Freddy: Shut up!
Dewey Finn: In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
Freddy: Come on man, we're on a mission. One great rock show can change the world... look out the window...
Dewey Finn: [seeing bus and students] No way! That's so punk rock.
Billy: You're gonna talk to me about style? You can't even dress yourself... look at that bow tie.
Dewey Finn: Don't you be talkin' about my bow tie.
Dewey Finn: Sell my guitars? Would you tell Picasso to sell his guitars?
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