Hilarious Life Quotes - Page 3
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim.
Bertrand Russell
If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much space.
No matter how bad things get, you got to go on living, even if it kills you.
Sholom Aleichem
In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.
Kathleen Norris
A man should control his life. Mine is controlling me.
Rudolph Valentino
Life is just one damned thing after another.
Elbert Hubbard
Born to be wild - live to outgrow it.
Lao Tzu
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Truman Capote
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