Funny Quotes About Golf
Golf is a great game for people of all ages. Of course, it seems that as we grow older, we are more and more likely to play golf or go fishing. It's human nature! It requires accuracy, patience, and thought. And if we don't have those, then mini-golf is as close as you can get. Of course, even then the game will still require accuracy and thought.
The following are some hilarious quotations are about the sport and what we learn from it.
We learn so many things from golf -- how to suffer, for instance.
Bruce Lansky
I've had a good day when I don't fall out of the cart.
Buddy Hackett
I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.
Gerald Ford
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Hank Aaron
The more I practice, the luckier I get.
Gary Player
What a shame to waste those great shots on the practice tee.
Walter Hagen
Golf is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
A golf course is the epitome of all that is purely transitory in the universe; a space not to dwell in, but to get over as quickly as possible.
Jean Giraudoux
The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
Billy Graham