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Funny Quotes About Friends

I notice my wife when she's on the phone with her friends, man they will share every animate details of their lives with each other. See men once we become friends with another man we may never say another word to him, unless there's valuable information that needs to be exchanged. Things like "Hey Jim, your shirt's on fire."
Jeff Foxworthy
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Damn, that was fun".
Groucho Marx
Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friends’ shortcomings.
Mason Cooley
We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
P.D. James
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
Charles Dickens
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.
Harry S. Truman
A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.
Jarod Kintz
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
Dave Tyson Gentry
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Groucho Marx
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
Ann Morrow Lindbergh
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