There are two types of fisherman - those who fish for sport and those who fish for fish.
AnonymousFishing is the sport of drowning worms. AnonymousGive a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. AnonymousFishers and fish are very much alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths. AnonymousLast year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. Steven WrightThere ain't but one time to go fishin', and that's whenever you can. Diron TalbertWork is for people who don't know how to fish. Paul A. VolckerThere's more B.S. in fly fishing than there is in a Kansas feedlot. Lefty KrehIf fishing is interfering with your business, give up your business. Sparse Grey HackleGame fish are too valuable to only be caught once. Lee Wulff
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