Funny Quotes About Families - Page 2
Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.
Erma Bombeck
I been with strangers all day and they treated me like family. I come in here to family and you treat me like a stranger.
August Wilson, The Piano Lesson
The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.
Jay McInerney, The Last of the Savages
Some people won't have kids, but I'm not going to have parents. I'm burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight.
Benson Bruno, Evergreens Are Prudish
If your family tree does not fork, you might be a redneck.
Jeff Foxworthy
Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.
Cary Grant
The apple doesn't fall far from the tree...unless that tree's growing on top of a hill.
John DePrey
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Martin Mull
Sometimes it's heartbreaking to see your siblings as the people they've become. Maybe that's why we all stay away from each other as a matter of course.
Jonathan Tropper
There is no cure for laziness but a large family helps.
Herbert Prochnov
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