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Funny Quotes for Easter - Page 3

Christ rose on the third day in accordance with the scriptures. Then he saw a giant bunny and yelled, "God, why hath thou forsaken me?"
When life starts to fall apart, chocolate is there to pick you up and make you fat.
What does coloring eggs have to do with Jesus rising from the dead? Are we signifying that painting a dead egg will bring it to life?
Eggs, hunting, and rabbits. You'd think that more people would be eating wild hare for Easter.
The greatest part of the holiday is the eggs. Eating deviled eggs on the day Jesus rose from the dead is only something we'd do in America and not think twice about it.
The egg rolling competition at the White House is one of the weirdest things our country does all year. That is, outside of letting our preschool children sit on the lap of an old man that hands out candy afterwards.
Kids are getting smarter and smarter. When I was little, I thought the Easter Bunny was real. Today, kids just act like it so they can get chocolate.
Why don't we ever see real eggs covered in chocolate?
You'd think that our fictional creatures would be based on something a little bit more realistic. Were they confusing a rabbit with a platypus?
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