Hilarious Christmas Quotations
Christmas is a fantastic holiday. I love it. It's a great time to spend time with family, eat lots of food, and just try to relax after all the stressful shopping. The gifts are a huge plus. I love giving them and I love receiving them. I love the trees, the lights, and even the movies. There's so many things to love, do, and say.
To help celebrate this great holiday, here are some funny sayings about Christmas by famous artists around the world.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Anonymous
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Jay Leno
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Anonymous
Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
Anonymous
Did you ever notice that life seems to follow certain patterns? Like I noticed that every year around this time, I hear Christmas music.
Tom Sims
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Anonymous
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