Funny Quotes From Blades of Glory - Page 2
Announcer 1: Now here's the arm. You know what that means.Announcer 2: Yes, the galloping peacock! Look at the air on that! Flawless. Very few women in this sport can skate with this kind of beauty.
Hector: Jimmy! Jimmy! I sent you a cup of my blood. Did you get my blood? Jimmy!
Darren: [referring to Jimmy's fans] Please, don't encourage them.
Hector: Move! [pushes people out of the way]
Darren: They may look cute and innocent, but they are nothing but a beehive of germs and bacteria.
Announcer 1: Typical Michaels. He doesn't just want to win, he wants to make love to the crowd.
Announcer 2: Just when you've think you've seen it all, Chazz Michael Michaels walks in with the unrated version.
Announcer 1: The undefeated underdog, Ice Skating's backdoor lover, Chazz Michael Michaels has come in here and captivated this arena like a stack of classic Euro porn.
Chazz: Scoot over.
Jimmy: Stop touching me. Nobody touches me.
Chazz: Hey, Nancy Kerrigan.
Nancy Kerrigan: Hey.
Chazz: Are you an official here? Because you've officially given me a boner.
[Chazz whispers to Nancy]
Chazz: I'm a sex addict. It's my cross to bear.
[Nancy walks off]
Chazz: It's a real disease. With doctors and medicine and everything.
Darren: [To Jimmy] I'm unadopting you.
Jimmy: Huh?
Darren: I think unadopting you isn't the right word. Legally I'm disowning you, but it amounts to the same thing, so...
Jimmy: But I've been your son for 26 years!
Darren: Twenty-two so nobody can say I didn't try. We've had a good run.
Chazz: It's so much more satisfying in the eyes of a small child's, seeing that wonder, as they see you skate out there with a big wizard's head on.
Chazz: Mind-bottling isn't it?
Jimmy: Did you just say, "mind-bottling"?
Chazz: Yeah, mind-bottling. You know, when things are so crazy you get your thoughts all trapped like in a bottle.
Chazz: It's a very dark time for me.
Jimmy: It's a dark time for everyone, moron.
Chazz: Not for Alaskans or dude's who wear night vision goggles!
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