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Funny Christian Quotes - Page 3

Like a good chess player, Satan is always trying to manuever you into a position where you can save your castle only by losing your bishop.
C.S. Lewis
If you're a preacher, you talk for a living, so even if you don't make sense, you learn to make nonsense eloquently.
Andrew Young
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.

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Ronald Reagan
More people are troubled by what is plain in Scripture than by what is obscure.
Roy L. Smith
Death stung himself to death when he stung Christ.
William Romaine
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said 'No.'
Stevie Smith
People in general are equally horrified at hearing the Christian religion doubted, and at seeing it practiced.
Samuel Butler
In the Lord's Prayer, the first petition is for daily bread. No one can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach.
Woodrow Wilson
The trouble with some of us is that we have been inoculated with small doses of Christianity which keep us from catching the real thing.
Leslie Weatherhead
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