Funny Christian Quotes - Page 3
Like a good chess player, Satan is always trying to manuever you into a position where you can save your castle only by losing your bishop.
If you're a preacher, you talk for a living, so even if you don't make sense, you learn to make nonsense eloquently.
I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.
More people are troubled by what is plain in Scripture than by what is obscure.
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Roy L. Smith
Death stung himself to death when he stung Christ.
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said 'No.'
People in general are equally horrified at hearing the Christian religion doubted, and at seeing it practiced.
In the Lord's Prayer, the first petition is for daily bread. No one can worship God or love his neighbor on an empty stomach.
The trouble with some of us is that we have been inoculated with small doses of Christianity which keep us from catching the real thing.
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