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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Mark Twain
The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.
J. Robert Oppenheimer
You must believe in God in spite of what the clergy say.
Benjamin Jowett
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
Gilbert K. Chesterton
Next to God, we are indebted to women, first for life itself, and then for making it worth having.
Christian Nevell Bovee
Christianity supplies a Hell for the people who disagree with you and a Heaven for your friends.
Elbert Hubbard
The trouble with born again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
Herb Caen
A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
Billy Graham
Drinking beer is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that's a tough call. That's rebellion.
Alice Cooper
I had a Christian upbringing - it was all about sin and guilt. I was very happy just kissing people. I was like the make-out queen - not even second base.
Mira Sorvino
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