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Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it.
Pope John Paul II

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me... they're cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin

My dear child, you must believe in God despite what the clergy tell you.
Benjamin Jowett

Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Garrison Keillor

With soap, baptism is a good thing.
Robert Ingersoll

We turn to God for help when our foundations are shaking only to learn that it is God shaking them.
Charles West

You do well to believe in God. Satan also believes...and trembles.
James 2:19

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