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Funny Quotations from The Mary Tyler Moore Show

"The Mary Tyler Moore Show" is a televsion sitcom that aired from 1970 until 1977. The series featured the first never-married, independent career woman as a central character. The show was created by James L. Brooks and Allan Burns. The series is known as one of the most acclaimed in television history and has won numerous Emmy Awards. The show stars Mary Tyler Moore, Edward Asner, and Valerie Harper.

Find humorous quotes from "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" below.


Sue Ann Nivens: Mary, you've been in my bedroom before, haven't you?
Mary Richards: [looking around in amazement] Oh, no! I would've remembered this!
Lou Grant: Does this game go on forever or does it have an end?
Mary Richards: It ends when a person can't think of a word.
Lou Grant: Oh, I'll start. (Lou turns to Ted Baxter.) Box! (Ted cannot think of a word that ends in x and says nothing.) Game's over.
Mary Richards: Oh Rhoda, chocolate doesn't solve anything.
Rhoda Morgenstern: No Mare, cottage cheese solves nothing; chocolate can do it all!
Murray Slaughter: Can you imagine the insurance claim? Cause of death: a busted goober.
Ted Baxter: It's actually tomorrow in Tokyo. Do you realize that there are people alive here in Minneapolis who are already dead in Tokyo?
Rhoda Morgenstern: It's a magnifying mirror! Mary, why didn't you warn me? I thought it was a relief map of the moon. When they sell those magnifying mirrors they should include a printed suicide note.
Lou Grant: Put it on an idiot card for Ted.
Ted Baxter: Cue cards, Lou. I don't know why everyone insists on calling cue cards idiot cards.
Murray Slaughter: We just have trouble thinking of you as a cue.
Lou Grant: Rule number one: never hire friends. I hired a friend once and you know what happened? Worked out great. But that's me. You couldn't handle it.
Ted Baxter: Folks, I've just received a special news bulletin: "You have something on your front tooth."
Sue Ann Nivens: I was lying in bed last night and I couldn't sleep, and I came up with an idea. So I went right home and wrote it down.
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