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Funny Quotations from The Honeymooners

"The Honeymooners" is a television sitcom that aired from October 1, 1955 to September 22, 1956 totalling just 39 episodes. Although its stint was short, it has had a lasting effect on American television. The series was the first to portray a working-class married couple, showed American consumerism, and the common use of threats in working class households. The series has been mentioned numerous times in pop culture and continues to have a large following.

Below you'll find some of the most hilarious quotes from the series.


Ralph: I've got a...
[opens mouth wide]
Ralph: BIG MOUTH!
Ralph: If any of the Racoons ever get sick, it'll be my responsibility to go and visit them.
Alice: Oh, that is a very important responsibility, Ralph. You better start now and find out what the visiting hours are at Bellevue.
Ralph: That did it, Alice - that did it. You have just broken the camel's back with that straw. You have ridiculed my brother Racoons. You have just made fun of something very big that's close to my heart.
Alice: The only thing big that's close to your heart is your stomach.
Ralph: Har har, hardee har har!
Ralph: Hamana-hamana-hamana-hamana.
Ralph: A mere bag of shells.
Alice: [to Ralph] Ahhhh, shaddap!
Alice: Only myself to blame. My mother warned me.
Ralph: Pins and needles, needles and pins. It's a happy man that grins.
Ed: Ralph, dont touch me. I'm sterile!
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