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Funny Quotations from The Ed Sullivan Show

"The Ed Sullivan Show" is a television variety show that originally aired from June 20, 1948 until June 6, 1971 for a total of 1068 episodes. The series is hosted by entertainment columnist Ed Sullivan. The show features a variety of entertainment options, such as artists, singers, comedians, circus acts, and ballet dancers.

Below you'll find some hilarious quotations from the show.


Bing: You certainly get around.
Bob: I have to, with my kind of act.
[Bob Hope has walked in on Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby singing' Road to Morocco']
Bing: What's the problem?
Bob: [pointing at Frank] You're singing our song with him.
Frank: I said I was sorry.
Bob: After all, Dean wouldn't do this to Jerry.
Bing: Bob, I'll tell you what happened. I didn't know you were in town. I heard, or I figured at least, that you'd gone for a ride on the Russian moon.
Frank: [indicating Bob] Ladies and Gentlemen, here's the first man to entertain the troops in Outer Space.
[Frank Sinatra and Bing Crosby are singing "Road to Morocco", when Frank spots Bob Hope walking down the stairs at the back of the stage]
Frank: Run for the hills.
Ed Sullivan: I wanted to say to Elvis Presley and the country that this is a real decent, fine boy, and wherever you go, Elvis, we want to say we’ve never had a pleasanter experience on our show with a big name than we’ve had with you. So now let’s have a tremendous hand for a very nice person!
Ed Sullivan: Tell me, Connie, is your mother still dead?
Topo Gigio: Eddie, kiss me goodnight.
My little Chickadees...QUIET!
Ed Sullivan, after being interrupted by Rolling Stones fans screaming
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