The Cosby Show Quotes
Rudy: No. I clled her a chicken baby.
Cliff: Where are you going dressed like that?
Denise: School.
Cliff: What, is it scarecrow day?
Cliff: What's the matter?
Rudy: I'm bored.
Cliff: You're bored? Well that's funny, because I've got $3 million of books up in your room.
Cliff: I'm so smart, I'm smarter than me.
Theo: Mom, will you stop? I'm not some criminal, I'm our kid!
Clair: No, you're not. You said you wanted me to treat you like an adult.
Theo: Is this how you treat adults?
Clair: When I take 'em to court, yes!
Cliff: Take the glasses off!
[Denise takes them off, revealing weird make-up on the side of her face]
Cliff: Put the glasses on!
Theo: He's a inister, dad. He'l tell God we're crazy!
Theo: You two are the most obnoxious people that I ever met.
Rudy: Thank you, your grumpiness.
Cliff: No 14-year old boy may wear a 95-dollar jacket unless he's on stage with his four brothers.
Vanessa: Rudy, what are you gonna do in life with a fourth grade education?
Rudy: Teach third grade!
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