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Funny Quotations from Saturday Night Live

"Saturday Night Live" is a sketch comedy show that premiered on NBC in 1975 and has continued to make audiences laugh ever since. The show usually revolves around parodies of American culture and politics. Each episode of "Saturday Night Live" is hosted by a celebrity guest who delivers an opening monologue and takes part in sketches with the regular cast. The show usually begins by an actor breaking character and saying, "Live from New YOrk, it's Saturday Night!".

Below are some great and humorous quotes from "Saturday Night Live".


Norm Macdonald: [On Weekend Update] LaToya Jackson. What does it take to be known as the 'crazy' member of the Jackson family?
Stuart Smalley: ...because I'm good enough, smart enough, and - doggone it - people like me!
Sean Connery: Knock, knock.
Alex Trebek: Who's there?
Sean Connery: Me, the guy who slept with your mother last night!
Tim Meadows: Did he say anything about people getting hurt?
Lorne Michaels: He said something after the ratings thing, but I really wasn't listening.
Wayne Campbell: Wayne's World. Wayne's World. Party time. Excellent.
Antonio Banderas: I think I just coughed up my nards. No, wait, it could be grapes. No, it is my nards.
Harry Caray: Hey, if you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
Colin Quinn: I don't know.
Harry Caray: Don't jerk me around, Norm, it's a simple question. A baby could answer it. If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?
Colin Quinn: I guess so.
Harry Caray: Oh, you made a wise choice, my friend.
Tina Fey: In other news, Courtney Love took out a restraining order against an alleged stalker this week. Courtney, please, I know we can work it out if you'll give me a chance.
Reverend Jesse Jackson: [during the 1988 Democratic presidential debates] We have come a long way; from the field house to the big house, from the big house to the White House...
[loses his train of thought]
Reverend Jesse Jackson: uh, to the outhouse, uh...
Debbie Downer: [meeting Paris Hilton] Hi, it's nice to meet you. I really enjoy your show. Isn't it embarassing to dress like a slut all of the time?
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