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Funny Quotations from The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show

"The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show" is an animated television comedy series that lasted from November 19, 1959 until June 27, 1964. The series is constructed as a variety show that features a moose, Bullwinkle, and a flying squirrel, Rocky. The antogonists are Russian-like spies, Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale. The series is known for its cultural and topical satire and self-referential humor. The show was designed for both children and adults.

Relive some of your favorite moments of "The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show" by reading these great hilarious quotes below.


Rocky and His Friends

Edgar: Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncey.
Chauncey: What's that, Edgar?
Narrator: Well, today we find our heroes flying along smoothly...
Rocket J. Squirrel: Flying along smoothly?
Bullwinkle J. Moose: You're just looking at the picture sideways!
Rocket J. Squirrel: Actually it's like this!
Narrator: Oh... OH GOOD HEAVENS! Today we find our heroes plunging straight down toward disaster at supersonic speed!
Bullwinkle J. Moose: That's better.
Fearless Leader: Where is that nincompoop Badenov? Who is this?
Boris Badenov: Nincompoop!

The Bullwinkle Show

Natasha Fatale: Boris, is Moose you said you killed in previous episode?
Boris: Look, it's his show. If he wants to be hard to kill, let him.
Rocky: (recognizing Boris's voice) That voice. Where have I heard that voice before?
Bullwinkle: In about 365 other episodes. But I don't know who it is either.
Natasha: Boris, how are we going to steal car from moose and squirrel?
Boris: Easy, we are going into the used car business.
Natasha: On purpose?
Boris: You busy-bodies have busied your last body.
Cloyd: On the moon we always carry a spare heart.
Bullwinkle: Must be nice come Valentine's Day.
Rocky: Look, Bulliwinkle, a message in a bottle.
Bullwinkle: Fan mail from a flounder?
Rocky: This is what I really call a message.
Rocky: For all of you who want to be tigers in the field of journalism, here's Mr. Know-It-All.
Bullwinkle: Hello, copycats.
Bullwinkle: Eenie meenie chili beanie, the spirits are about to speak.
Bullwinkle: I'd like to apply for a job as an usher?
Boris: What experience have you had?
Bullwinkle: I've been in the dark for most of my life.
Rocky: A thousand dollars to get to Frostbite Falls?
Bullwinkle: You can buy the place for eight dollars cash.
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