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Funny Quotations from Modern Family

"Modern Family" is a television comedy series that began airing on September 23, 2009. The series was created by Christopher Lloyd and Steven Levitan. It is presented as a mockumentary where the fictional characters talk directly into the camera. The series follows the lives of Jay Pritchett and his extended family, including a homosexual couple. The series won the Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series and other awards throughout its run.

"Modern Family" is one of the most hilarious television shows of the 2000s. Read some of their great quotes below.


Jay Pritchett: Manny thinks his dad is like Superman. The truth, he's a total flake. In fact, the only way he's like Superman is that they both landed in this country illegally.
Mitchell Pritchett: Yes, my sister and I were actually a very good team. We were called "fire and nice." I was "fire," 'cause of the red hair, and Claire was "nice," because it was ironic and she wasn't.
Cameron Tucker: And Mitchell is still upset because Claire quit the team right before some meet.
Mitchell Pritchett: "Some meet"? The 13-and-under regional championships; just the Emerald City at the end of my yellow brick road.
Cameron Tucker: Wow! You did it.
Mitchell Pritchett: What?
Cameron Tucker: You made figure skating sound even gayer.
Claire Dunphy: You know how growing up we all had that voice inside our head that tells us we're not good enough? Well, mine was outside my head driving me to school.
Cameron Tucker: Hey Phil, are you getting a clown for today?
Phil Dunphy: Ohhh - no. Luke's not much of a clown fan.
Cameron Tucker: Really?
Phil Dunphy: Yeah, he never liked 'em.
Cameron Tucker: Has he ever seen a good one?
Phil Dunphy: Has anyone?
Phil Dunphy: No, no, no-no-no. I want the most dangerous reptile you've got.
Jungle Tanya: I have an iguana that - uh - eats crickets.
Phil Dunphy: That'd be scary if it was a birthday party for crickets.
Seriously, Jungle Tanya, I need you to step it up a notch. Is there anything that scares the coocoo out of you?
Jungle Tanya: Uh, not really. I do have a bearded dragon.
Phil Dunphy: Ooh! Does it...
Jungle Tanya: -no, it does not breath fire.
Phil Dunphy: Well, then we're back to square one, aren't we?
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