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"Friends" is a television sitcom about a group of friends who went to school together and/or live in the same building. The series lasted from 1994 to 2004, a total of 10 seasons (236 episodes). The group constantly meets in a coffee shop and discuss their lives. The show stars Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, and Matt LeBlanc. The TV series is ranked as one of TV Guide's 50 Greatest TV Shows of All Time and has one episode in their list of TV Guide's 100 Greatest Episodes of All-Time list. The show was originally titled "Insomnia Cafe". "Friends" was created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman.

"Frends" is a classic television show with many humorous lines. Read some of these great quotes below.


Joey: [Joey, Phoebe, Chandler and Monica are in Chapel in Vegas after Rachel and Ross got married] Well, what happened, did we miss it?
Chandler: Well, we actually missed it.
Phoebe: [with clenched teeth] Well, maybe you wouldn't have if you could run in the chapel!
Ross: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise they don't let you do it.
Ross: What are you doing tonight?
Chandler: Why, do you have a lecture?
Ross: No.
Chandler: Free as a bird, what's up?
Ross: I would date her but there is a big age difference.
Joey: Well think about it when you're 90...
Ross: I know, she'll be 80 and it won't be such a big difference.
Joey: No. What I was gonna say is when you're 90 you'll still have the memory of what it was like to be with a 20-year-old.
Ross: Can I borrow your blue tie? Emma spit on mine.
Chandler: Okay, but you'll have to give it back when I get a job. Of course, by then, ties will be obsolete and we'll all be wearing silver jumpsuits.
Phoebe: Oh, my God! The foster puppets!
Phoebe: Chandler still thinks I'm pregnant and he hasn't asked me how I'm feeling or offered to carry my bags. I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him.
Monica: Guys can fake it? Unbelievable! The one thing that's ours!
Joey: I hate Pottery barn too! They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed.
Chandler: You took off your pants and cimbed under the sheets!
Chandler: You can't come in.
Monica: Why not?
Chandler: Because, uh, Ross is naked.
Ross: What?
Chandler: Well, I couldn't tell her I was naked. She's allowed to see me naked.
Ross: Why does *anyone* have to be naked?
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