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Funny Quotations from Frasier

Fraiser is a spin-off of Cheers about Fraiser, one of the customers of the bar Kelsey Grammer stars as Dr. Fraiser Crane, a radio show host psychiatrist. He lives with his father, a retired policeman and Daphne Moon, a live-in physical therapist and caretaker for his father.

The series "Fraiser" has many famous and humorous quotes. Read some of them below.


Frasier: Niles, is there a light bulb over my head?
Niles: You have an idea?
Frasier: No, I'm asking if there's actually a light bulb over my head.
Frasier: [on the phone with his son] Now calm down son, listen to daddy. It's just a bad dream. I promise you, Senator Thurmond is not in your closet. That's a good boy. Yes, okay you go back to bed now.
Frasier: The Opera Guild is having its annual football tournament. Yes, I'm the quarterback.
Servant: Shall I fire up the hot tub, sir?
Alistair Burke: Absolutely.
Dr. Frasier Crane: I'm afraid I don't have a bathing suit.
Alistair Burke: Then, you'll fit right in.
Frasier: Cupid and his arrow have declared me an endangered species.
Frasier: And though washing one's hands twenty to thirty times a day would be considered obsessive/compulsive, please bear in mind that your husband is a coroner. Thank you for your call, Jeanine. Roz, whom do we have next?
Frasier: Niles, I would shave my head for you.
Niles: A gesture which becomes less significant with each passing year.
Frasier: [Eddie stares at him] Must he stare at me all day?
Martin: I don't know, I'll ask him. Eddie, must you?
[Eddie keeps staring]
Martin: Apparently, he must.
Niles: I thought you liked my Maris.
Frasier: I do. I like her from a distance. You know, the way you like the sun. Maris is like the sun. Except without the warmth.
Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh, shut up you big queen!
Gil Chesterton: Well, I see kitty has claws.
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