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"Entourage" is an American television comedy-drama show that ran from 2004 to 2011, lasting eight seasons. The series portrays a young A-list movie star navigating through LA. "Entourage" is loosely based upon the life of Mark Wahlberg who had simialr experiences while being a young A-list star. The show features a variety of guest stars, usually featuring at least two well-known celebrities per episode. The series was created and largely written by Doug Ellin.


Turtle: Sure, Eric... you had to beg for pussy on prom night.
Eric: Yeah, but I begged my GIRLFRIEND, Turtle... not some $40 hooker who declined my mother's credit card.
Gary Busey: You are a gut maggot without guts.
Ari Gold: Geez, you're gonna spin off this planet. That's great! Keep it up!
Gary Busey: In the name of art, and everything art stands for, remember this: art is only the search, it is not the final form.
Eric: Hey look this guy has a website that gets 1 million hits a day, he can sink a movie faster than Stephan Dorf.
Shauna: Hey watch it asshole that's my client.
Turtle: How the fuck you know Jesse Jane? You know how much Lubriderm I burned through on that broad?
Ari Gold: The land down under. We're gonna get drunk with Russell Crowe and head-butt some god damn kangaroos.
Counter Girl: Was the sinking of the ship an attempt to foreshadow the forthcoming sinking of the tech market of 2000?
James Cameron: Uh, no. Actually, I just wanted to make young girls cry.
Ari Gold: Hey, hey, boys are looking sharp.
Johnny "Drama" Chase: Uh hey, thanks, Ari.
Ari Gold: Actually, I meant the other boys.
Ari Gold: Save your homo-erotic slave-labour for me, Lloyd. And E, don't take your shirt off, I don't want anyone to go blind from the reflection of your translusive boy-chest.
Ari Gold: Ok, well see, you know, uh, after the year that I've had and on the most important day of my life you'd think that she would you know, ask me what I wanted, a nice blowjob perhaps, where I could just sit back for the first time in nine months and do nothing but admire the top of her head and pray that this fuckin' movie opens so I can stop selling off assets like we're fucking Michael Jackson. And I have to answer the fuckin' bat phone when it rings three fuckin' times, and it's fuckin' Vince, so...
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