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"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" is a TV show created by Joss Whedon which lasted from 1997 to 2003 consisting of 144 episodes with each show lasting 43 minutes. The series follows the life of Buffy Summers, a young female vampire slayer, who battles demons, vampires, and other supernatural beings. "Buffy" stars Sarah Michelle Gellar, Nicholas Brendon, and Alyson Hannigan. The series is listed as one of TV Guide's 50 Greatest TV Shows of All Time.


Buffy: What do you want?
Angel: The same thing you do.
Buffy: Okay. What do I want?
Angel: To kill 'em. To kill 'em all.
Buffy: Sorry, that's incorrect. But, you do get this lovely watch and a year's supply of turtle wax. What I want is to be left alone.
Buffy: Mr. Flutie...
Principal Flutie: All the kids here are free to call me Bob.
Buffy: Bob...
Principal Flutie: But they don't.
Buffy: Uh, Hi! Willow, right?
Willow: Why? I-I mean, hi! Uh, did you want me to move?
Buffy: Why don't we start with, 'Hi, I'm Buffy,' and, uh, then let's segue directly into me asking you for a favor. It doesn't involve moving, but it does involve hanging out with me for a while.
Willow: But aren't you hanging out with Cordelia?
Buffy: I can't do both?
Willow: Not legally.
Willow: On the other hand, maybe Rodney just stepped out for a smoke.
Xander: For twenty-one hours?
Willow: It's addictive, you know.
Rupert Giles: We'll deal with that when we've ruled out evil curses.
Buffy Summers: One day I'm gonna live in a town where evil curses are just generally ruled out without even saying.
Xander: Typical Museum trick. Promise human sacrifice, deliver old pots and pans.
Buffy Summers: Hey. Look at us. We came up with a plan, a good plan.
Buffy: Oh, no... I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?
Cordelia: When did you become Martha Stewart?
Buffy: First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand-cut prosciutto.
Xander: I don't believe she slays, either.
Oz: Oh, I hear she can, but she doesn't like to.
Buffy: Want beer. Like beer. Beer good.
Xander: Beer bad. Bad, bad beer.
Rupert Giles: I can't believe you served Buffy that beer.
Xander: I didn't know it was evil.
Rupert Giles: You knew it was beer.
Xander: Well, excuse me, Mister "I Spent the Sixties in an Electric Kool-Aid Funky Satan Groove."
Rupert Giles: It was the early seventies and you should know better.
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