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Buffy the Vampire Slayer Quotes

Buffy: What do you want?
Angel: The same thing you do.
Buffy: Okay. What do I want?
Angel: To kill 'em. To kill 'em all.
Buffy: Sorry, that's incorrect. But, you do get this lovely watch and a year's supply of turtle wax. What I want is to be left alone.

Buffy: Mr. Flutie...
Principal Flutie: All the kids here are free to call me Bob.
Buffy: Bob...
Principal Flutie: But they don't.

Buffy: Uh, Hi! Willow, right?
Willow: Why? I-I mean, hi! Uh, did you want me to move?
Buffy: Why don't we start with, 'Hi, I'm Buffy,' and, uh, then let's segue directly into me asking you for a favor. It doesn't involve moving, but it does involve hanging out with me for a while.
Willow: But aren't you hanging out with Cordelia?
Buffy: I can't do both?
Willow: Not legally.

Willow: On the other hand, maybe Rodney just stepped out for a smoke.
Xander: For twenty-one hours?
Willow: It's addictive, you know.
Rupert Giles: We'll deal with that when we've ruled out evil curses.
Buffy Summers: One day I'm gonna live in a town where evil curses are just generally ruled out without even saying.

Xander: Typical Museum trick. Promise human sacrifice, deliver old pots and pans.

Buffy Summers: Hey. Look at us. We came up with a plan, a good plan.

Buffy: Oh, no... I have to go take an English make-up exam. They give you credit just for speaking it, right?

Cordelia: When did you become Martha Stewart?
Buffy: First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand-cut prosciutto.
Xander: I don't believe she slays, either.
Oz: Oh, I hear she can, but she doesn't like to.

Buffy: Want beer. Like beer. Beer good.
Xander: Beer bad. Bad, bad beer.

Rupert Giles: I can't believe you served Buffy that beer.
Xander: I didn't know it was evil.
Rupert Giles: You knew it was beer.
Xander: Well, excuse me, Mister "I Spent the Sixties in an Electric Kool-Aid Funky Satan Groove."
Rupert Giles: It was the early seventies and you should know better.

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