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Bewitched Quotes

Samantha: He's a dear, sweet, wonderful, perfectly marvelous man.
Endora: Oh, my poor baby. He sounds simply horrible.

Samantha: For a while there, it was kind of hard to tell which witch was which.

Darrin Stephens: You're a what?
Samantha: I'm a witch.
Darrin Stephens: That's wonderful. We'll talk about it tomorrow.
Samantha: Now. I am a witch. A real house-haunting, broom-riding, cauldron-stirring witch.

Darrin Stephens: I'm married to a witch. A real live house-haunting, broom-riding, cauldron-stirring, card-carrying witch.
Doctor Koblin: You came to me for advise. I'll give you some. Now that you've had your honeymoon, why don't you take a vacation?

Endora: How would you like to spend your wedding night with a bull frog?

Darrin Stephens: Sam, don't expect your mother to be gracious. She doesn't do imitations.

Samantha: I'm not a bad witch! I'm a good witch!
Darrin Stephens: Her mother's a bad witch.

Abner Kravitz: Gladys, let's play house. You be the door and I'll shut you.

Samantha: [to her mother] You know, this has been the strangest morning. First Darrin starts asking ridiculous questions and then you pop in like Lady Macbeth doing the neglected mother bit.

Uncle Arthur: [to Endora] When I think of you as a blood relative, I long for a transfusion.

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