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Funny Quotations from 30 Rock

30 Rock is a television comedy series that takes place behind the scenes of a fictional live sketch comedy series airing on NBC. The episodes are shot using a single camera setup, like many of the mockumentary series that began airing in the 2000s. 30 Rock is considered one of the must hilarious shows in recent years.

Here are some humorous quotes from the series "30 Rock".

Director: Adam Bernstein
Producers: Alec Baldwin, Jerry Kupfer, and Don Scardino
Creator: Tina Fey
Starring: Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin, Tracy Morgan, and Jane Krakowski
Original run: October 11, 2006 - Present


Quotes from Liz Lemon

Don't talk to me like that. You look like a turtle who lost his shell.
Without Germans, you wouldn't have any of the Indiana Jones movies.
Oh my God. The season's over, why are you losers still here?
A gay, hipster cop. You're an interesting guy, Brian.
Yeah, I did plays in high school too. I was John Proctor in "The Crucible".

Quotes from Jack Donaghy

She has the brain of a man, and the ass of a French teenager.
We've got a great show. At least that's what the Jews I pay tell me.
Let's set aside how idiotic that plan was, and imagine a world where it actually worked!
Do you know what the business model works in the entertainment industry? Make ten shows and hope that one of them works. We produce more failed pilots than the French air force.
I'd never been to an audition before. It was upsetting. A grotesque carnival of human misery.

Quotes from Tracy Jordan

Liz Lemon is the only person I know who even has a father.
Something terrible has happened, and for once I'm not talking about the collapse of the middle class.
You're still here! You didn't go to the store for milk and heroin and then never come back.
The capital of the United Arab Emirates is Abu Dhabi. I know that cuz if I go back there I'll be executed.
Of course not. The Aryan hates and fears the African man, as we so clearly saw in the Blade movies.
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