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Turkey Quotes

I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad a turkeys. There's turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastromi,.Some one needs to tell the turkey, man, just be yourself.
Mitch Hedberg

Coexistence... what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.
Mike Connolly

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Kin Hubbard

My favorite meal is turkey and mashed potatoes. I love Thanksgiving, it's just my favorite. I can have Thanksgiving all year round.
Cindy Margolis

Turkey, unlike chicken, has very elegant characteristics. It has more of a cache than chicken. Turkey is a delicacy, so it should be presented in such a way.
Todd English

A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry—that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three Mile Island.
Johnny Carson

I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Turkey is undoubtedly one of the best gifts that the New World has made to the Old.
Jean-Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

How to thaw a frozen turkey: "Blow in it's ear."
Johnny Carson

Most turkeys taste better the day after, my mother’s tasted better the day before.
Rita Rudner

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