Quotations About Weekends
I hate weekends because there is no stock market.
There aren't enough days in the weekend.
Weekends don't pay as well as weekdays but at least there's football.
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
Sunday clears away the rust of the whole week.
Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.
Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.