Quotations About Sports Page 7
Related: Exercise, Games, Baseball, Basketball, Football, Golf, Fishing, Hockey
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race.
If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.
People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.