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Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
John Updike


Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
Bob Lemon


When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race.
H.G. Wells


If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.
Phil Jackson


How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
Jacques Plante


If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck


I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield


May the holes in your net be no larger than the fish in it.
Irish Blessing


People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.
Rogers Hornsby


It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.
Robert Lynd


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