Quotations About Sports Page 5
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There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.
Don't pray when it rains if you don't pray when the sun shines.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
Heywood Hale Brown
My other car is a Zamboni.
American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.
I don't know if I want to go to New York. They'll have to pay me a lot more money because I like it here in Kansas City.
The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing.
A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz.
I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser.