Quotations About Sports Page 4
Related: Exercise, Games, Baseball, Basketball, Football, Golf, Fishing, Hockey
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race.
If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.