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Quotations About Sports Page 4

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Half the game is mental; the other half is being mental.
Jim McKenny


If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Erma Bombeck


I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
Rodney Dangerfield


A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.
Unknown


If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Dave Barry


Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
John Updike


Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
Bob Lemon


When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race.
H.G. Wells


If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.
Phil Jackson


How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
Jacques Plante