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Quotations About Retirement

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George Burns

Retirement: World's longest coffee break.

Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
Ernest Hemingway

Life begins at retirement.

Sometimes it's hard to tell if retirement is a reward for a lifetime of hard work or a punishment.
Terri Guillemets

Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
Malcolm Forbes

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
Gene Perret

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Gene Perret

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
R.C. Sherriff

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