Quotations About Retirement
Life begins at retirement.
Unknown
Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
Ernest Hemingway
Sometimes it's hard to tell if retirement is a reward for a lifetime of hard work or a punishment.
Terri Guillemets
Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
Malcolm Forbes
Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
Gene Perret
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons
When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
R.C. Sherriff
I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Gene Perret
A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Ella Harris
In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day.
Terri Guillemets
Retirement: World's longest coffee break.
Unknown
Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George Burns