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Quotations About Retirement

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
Gene Perret

When a man retires and time is no longer a matter of urgent importance, his colleagues generally present him with a watch.
R.C. Sherriff

In retirement, every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day.
Terri Guillemets

A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job.
Ella Harris

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
George Burns

Retirement: World's longest coffee break.

Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
Ernest Hemingway

Life begins at retirement.

Sometimes it's hard to tell if retirement is a reward for a lifetime of hard work or a punishment.
Terri Guillemets

Retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.
Malcolm Forbes

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