Quotations About Parenting Page 2
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids.
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.
If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step on their toes.
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
Franklin P. Jones