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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids.
Bill Cosby
Fatherhood, 1986


Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
Bill Cosby
Fatherhood, 1986


It kills you to see them grow up. But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.
Barbara Kingsolver
Animal Dreams


If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
Bob Golic


The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
Dorothy Parker


Parents who are afraid to put their foot down usually have children who step on their toes.
Chinese Proverb


Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
Erma Bombeck


You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance.
Franklin P. Jones


Children make your life important.
Erma Bombeck


Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it.
Harold Hulbert


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