Quotations About Hockey
Related: Sports, Games, Baseball, Basketball, Football
Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be.
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
My other car is a Zamboni.
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series.
Don't go through life without goals.
October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.