Quotations About Hockey
Related: Sports, Games, Baseball, Basketball, Football
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.
Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be.
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
My other car is a Zamboni.
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series.
Don't go through life without goals.
October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.