Quotations About Games
The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes.
The Art of Coarse Golf, 1975
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.
Golf - My Slice of Life, 1972
You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
Ball Four, 1970
Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
A Mixed Threesome, 1922
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box.
There is certainly something in angling that tends to produce a serenity of the mind.
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.