Quotations About Games
The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes.
The Art of Coarse Golf, 1975
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.
Golf - My Slice of Life, 1972
You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
Ball Four, 1970
Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
A Mixed Threesome, 1922
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
Baseball is what we were. Football is what we have become.
When I am not playing baseball I like to sleep and hang out with my friends playing Xbox.
Bragging may not bring happiness, but no man having caught a large fish goes home through an alley.
You gotta be a man to play baseball for a living, but you gotta have a lot of little boy in you, too.