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The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes.
Michael Green
The Art of Coarse Golf, 1975


Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.
Ted Ray
Golf - My Slice of Life, 1972


You see, you spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball, and in the end it turns out that it was the other way around all the time.
Jim Bouton
Ball Four, 1970


Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
P.G. Wodehouse
A Mixed Threesome, 1922


Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
A.A. Milne


This is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators.
Dick Vertleib


Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
Steve Rushin


Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.
Will Rogers


Hockey is murder on ice.
Jim Murray


Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
Jim Bouton


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