Quotations About Games Page 8
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.
The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need. Those boys simply would not play "Drop the Handkerchief."
Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.
Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be.
If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.
We get nose jobs all the time in the NHL, and we don't even have to go to the hospital.