Quotations About Games Page 8
Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
This is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators.
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.