Quotations About Games Page 7
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
Baseball was made for kids, and grown-ups only screw it up.
Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo.
Some people skate to the puck. I skate to where the puck is going to be.
If you're mad at your kid, you can either raise him to be a nose tackle or send him out to play on the freeway. It's about the same.