Quotations About Games Page 6
If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.
How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
A bad day of fishing is better than a good day of work.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.
Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence wins championships.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.
It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.
The invention of basketball was not an accident. It was developed to meet a need. Those boys simply would not play "Drop the Handkerchief."